I <3 Trees.

Alright, I got a splitting headache, so I'll get right to the point. Yes, I do indeed love and envy trees. Think about it, remember when you were younger and wished you were something else to get out of going to school, homework, feeding Grandma etc. Well, if you were a tree, that would be no problem. There is a very simple equation to this. Grow some leaves + sun = food. All you do is eat, which is my favorite hobby . When winter rolls around, sleep through it (another favorite hobby). Fuck shoveling the snow or freezing your ass off at the bus stop. And another thing trees don't have to deal with: relationships. There would never be an awkward moment with a loved one or trying to get a prostitute down to 10 dollars for oral sex. Trees are asexual, or in idiot terms, it can fuck itself. So never having to do anything but eat and have sex with yourself, sleep through the winter, and live three-hundred years or more. When I die, I'm gonna ask God if I can come back as a tree....or a stop sign cuz those are super cool too.

I'm Boycotting Sunoco.

Yes, after many loyal years of buying shit from the Sunoco gas station chain, I think it is time to call it quits. Well, it all happened a few days ago at about 2 o' clock in the morning. The crew and I were watching T.V. as Evan and Shane proceeded to beat the shit out of eachother for my own amusement...or was it alcohol, I can't remember. Anyways, someone asked me to go get a pack of smokes, and since I was going there to get some chips and soda, I agreed to it. A few minutes later I was there, and I got stared down from the prick behind the register. He looked like a retired cop, or someone who was an asshole ALL THE TIME. I went in and got the soda and stuff, and then asked for a pack of smokes. He insisted on making me take out my I.D. and that didn't really bother me. The part that did was he said I was too young to buy cigarettes. I just looked at him and realized this dumbass never figured out how to count, or he was just being A....prick. I argued with him and he finally let me have my way, even after looking at the little calendar on the counter that shows what day you have to be born on. I think he was drunk, or possibly just trying to piss me off because he knows how much better at life I am then he was or could ever be. That's really no reason to be mad at someone, just a mishap on my birthday. The part I did not mention was that when I came over to pay for the items rather then stealing (which I should have) I decided to pull out my cell phone and check the time. It was 2:08 A.M. He was writing something on a piece of paper on the counter, so there was no where I could put the soda and bag of ships. So I'm standing there, looking like a retard just holding a bag of chips, waiting for this asshole to be done writing something he could have been doing AFTER I GAVE HIM MONEY. I fucking hate people. After exactly 6 minutes of waiting, he finally rang me up, never once saying,"Sorry that took so long." or" I'm a burden to society and I know it." The total came up to $8.03. I gave him a 20 and a quarter so I wouldn't have .97 cents, cuz I hate change. He looked at me like I had just committed murder. The dumbass couldn't just think for a second and give me back $12.22 instead of $11.97. He stood there for a good 5 minutes, trying to figure out how much to give me back and saying shit under his breath. When I finally left, after he didn't say have a nice night (Prick) I whispered a little something under my breath. I know he heard, "Suck my..." So I think he got the picture. No wonder people love robbing gas stations at night. It seems like the biggest assholes work there, so they can get money and kill a dumb bastard at the same time. I think you should be given money for killing those types of people, even if there is no reasoning behind it. Never again will I go back to a Sunoco, fuck them, stupid pricks. Mobil was always nicer anyways, with the X-tra Mart attached...mmmm. So yeah, Boycott Sunoco, they suck.