I was Lied to.

Three little words define what I am feeling right now, WHAT THE FUCK?!. After all those great movies I watched when I was back in high school, college was supposed to be about having random sex with girls you never met up until 10 minutes ago and drinking everything to the point of dying. Well, like it says above, I was lied to. All the girls here (except a few) I could never even thinking about laying a finger on because they might bite it off, and drinking beer will ultimately end up in you getting caught. Believe me, I was caught by the REAL cops, not these fucking rent-a-cops we have here who get paid in jolly ranchers or some shit. It will probably get better down the road, but right now, it fucking sucks, goodbye.



One or two beers cost you $260 and 5 hours in alcohol classes. I should have ran.