6.02.2005

Homeless People Make More Than I Do.

Just reading the title makes me sad. I was going to put this on days ago, but I just had too much going on in my simple life. Yeah, sorry to say, but I have found a homeless person that makes more money than I do hour for hour. In one day at Beit Bros, I make around 30 dollars in 5 hours with taxes being taken out. Gary on the other hand, makes roughly 10 dollars an hour. Seriously, I would rather have his job of cleaning parking lots then having to deal with snotty old bitches and broke trailer trash. All he does is pick up cigarette butts and paper. Well, I guess I'm just going to have to go homeless. People will give me money if they feel sorry for me, hopefully. The only pre-requisites I found were to smell like a sewage plant, have black teeth, and social skills limited only to mumbles and half retarded smiles. Better start not showering now, because the musk he has is about two or more years in the making.

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Location: CT

At Western Conn. State University.

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