Idiotic insects
Zebras have stripes to confuse the enemy when they are in large groups. Giraffes have long necks to strip the leaves from high branches. God gave these unique characteristics to animals in order to help them with everyday tasks, and to possibly give them the edge. Well, when the all mighty God was giving out these abilities, he severely messed up on one, the moth. They serve no purpose other than being food, and that isn't the greatest accomplishment the world has seen. This is quite possibly the dumbest creature that will be on this planet, excluding the Lunar moth, because they can grow to be really fucking huge and possibly carry my dog away. They are also not that stupid tan color, but sweet colors like green. I was sitting outside my porch one warm night, and the lights were on outside. I spotted a moth that two seconds later crashed directly into that porch light, then flew head first into the wall and died. I just thought to myself,You have got to be kidding me. You just died. How could God let this go un-noticed? It didn't happen just one time either, it happened dozens of times just because of the set up of the lights, and moths being so retarded to begin with. Seriously, if it could fly in a straight line, it probably wouldnt be so apt to die by crashing into things. The moth is also quite possibly the least interesting/likeable type of insect. It's got big friggen eyes, big wings, and lots of legs that I sure would not want to be touching me. It's so ugly, I am surprised that they mate and still are in an annoyingly high quantity today. It's not interesting at all in that its a moth, end of story. So the next time you see a three legged dog that only runs around in circles, or a turkey vulture that runs at you when a gun is being pointed at its face, just remember that there is another animal that makes them look like geniuses, the moth or nature's biggest fuckup.
