Fowzilla.

Yes, kids, here is another literary work from Fowzilla.

I am appalled at the allegations against Michael Jackson. He is clearly innocent. So in his defense, I have written a short poem entitled, "I love your children more than you do---is that a crime?"


Michael is an extremely light skinned man
His epidermis has never seen the sun
But don't ever make fun of albinos
Because you are ignorant and will be shunned

He likes to give little boys alcohol
He loves to play games and have fun all night long
And if you think you are having fun now
Wait till he pulls out the black lights and bong

When he asks you to join him in his bed
You need not be afraid, it will be okay
He only wants you to be his best friend
He's not a child molester or gay

Don't get scared by his detachable nose
It is a great place to store extra canned goods
It makes for easy cleaning and storage
Which always puts him in the greatest of moods

So our friend Michael would love to meet you
And he will be glad to give you a helping hand
So if some of you boys want a good time
Come take a trip to the Ranch Neverland