How to end war, step one, set oven to 350 degrees...

You don't need bombs, guns, and tanks to win a war. In fact, you really don't need much, only an oven and a box of cookie mix. If we just gave those Iraqi bastards some cookies, I am sure they would immediately give over Osama to us, especially for one of those badass 30 packs of Mrs. Field's cookies and a microwave to get them all gooey..mmmmmm. Seriously, cookies are like the next best thing to finding a one-hundred dollar bill on the street or free porn on TV,and no, not that soft-core shit either. Full girl on girl action, yeehaw. I bet that the German's would have given up WWI and II if we just whipped up a couple batches of cookies. I think Hitler was a oatmeal raisin kind of guy; he probably would have let all the Jews go too if we made them good enough. Then, we would put some on the ground in a line until it got under a cage, then catch the little bastard. BOOM! War all friggen done. The government should hire someone to find out what kind of cookie every enemy of us liked (that's a a lot of enemies) so we could do the same exact thing. One drawback....Would they eat the cookies off the ground? Anyways, cookies kick ass, they should also be turned into currency, who the hell cares if we can eat it? There is always room to make some more. Anyways, school was boring as always today, and we (Shane, Me, and Matt) are still wondering if that guy in the parking lot was going to have a baby, it seriously looked like he was a short, pregnant man. I bet Matt $50 if he would go over and ask "hey fella, is that gonna be a boy or a girl?" Wouldn't you? Ok, back to homework or whatnot, catch ya later.