No wonder your ratings suck.

It's Sunday, and you know what that means-NOTHING ON TV. Even for those who have 300 channels, or people like me who have 3, there is still nothing even remotely entertaining to watch. Seriously, who in their right state of mind would want to watch a $3000 budgeted movie that has no plot or good characters at that? Unless you are EXTREMELY high, cooking shows are the epitome of boring. If the companies need something to put on the air, I bet I could assemble a team better than any of these no talent hacks they have choking the windpipe of corporate television. With my awesome team of Fowzilla, Desjardin, Shane-o-Mac, lunchbox, and Jesus, we are ready to take on the world. They could stick us on the shittiest network (UPN) and we could make it #1. Besides, who the fuck cares, its Sunday t.v. Even having 5 viewers would beat most stations. Anyways, if even one network threw something on that was good, like old episodes of the simpsons, or family guy, they would be one of the highest watched networks on weekends. This is why kids are always talking about suicide, because there is nothing ever on that is even remotely fun to watch without wanting to throw a javelin into the television. Goodbye, I got some things to do today.