Presenting....Fowzilla

Here's the 1st entry from Fowzilla, hope more to come in the following weeks.

For those of you who have had to read the Canterbury Tales, I empathize with you. I know the characters are dull, but there is one fairly amusing individual that Chaucer conspicuously left out of the novel. I will not let his character go unnoticed for any longer.

A New Pilgrim In The Canterbury Tales

There was a proctologist from Plainfield.
The mother named this man Dirk Maloney.
In size he was great, and much overweight,
Because he consumed too much boloney.

He told of his great feats as a doctor.
He searched many an anal cavity,
For tumors and lumps, polips and bumps,
But never an ounce of depravity.

In the public eye he was just flawless,
And very much the perfect model sage.
But when he's at home, he breaks the lawn gnomes,
And everything else in a drunken rage.

Sometimes Dirk can be considered a jerk.
When intoxicated he's just a fiend.
His vomit makes pools, but he is no fool.
When he wakes he makes the wife and kids clean.

So Dirk isn't the man he seems to be.
Even to his wife, whos known him since a teen.
For when she's asleep, from the house he creeps,
And becomes Martha the blonde-haired drag queen.


This has been a presentation of Fowzilla's work, Later Days.