Pay my bail in advance...WTF?

was driving home from school today (skipped last period and sopping wet) and I heard a commercial on the radio. It was already turned up, so I figured I would listen. It was for a bail company, saying that they could pay your bail, blah, blah some bullshit whatever. Anyways, at the end, they also said that you could call them and pay your bail in advance....What the fuck? You must have E.S.P. or something, because how the hell do you know when you are going to get arrested next? The only thing that I could find useful about this is if I was a coke dealer or some shit like that so I could get right back on the street, serving rocks to this fine community. I would like to meet someone who pays their bail in advance, and what kind of job that they have, most likely a dealer. Anyways, I thought that I would share that with you because it sounds so fucked up and idiotic to pay for getting out of jail when you're not even there.....Yet.

Oh yes, very special announcement, introducing once a week now (starting tomorrow...I think) Fowzilla will entertain us with his own stories that will be sure to make you wonder what goes on in that mind of his. Stay tuned, mothafuckers. Later