10.18.2005

Bob.

I hate Bob. You know, the furniture guy? Every time I see him on T.V., I want to strangle him. Why, you ask? Well, I doubt he could be more annoying, and I was so wrong. The addition of the past-her-prime loud mouth whore, whose name I still don't know, and don't care to know made me hate him even more. She is just as bad as Bob, her voice sounds like a cat being bashed into a dumpster when she goes on and on about discount furniture. They make it seem to be the best thing on Earth, but it says right in the title: DISCOUNT. The word means it's cheap, and cheap=crappy in my vocabulary. They should take a page of their own advice and, "Come on down!" so I can put my fist through his bald headed face and punch his trashy girlfriend in the boob for making T.V. and no radio that much shittier. I hope they know by being SO GOD DAMN ANNOYING I've stopped watching Fox and listening to the radio. Seriously though, please kill yourselves and stop wasting my time by peddling your crappy furniture to people who don't care. Thanks for ruining T.V. and radio.

P.S. I am glad that you two found each other , two annoying, loud, stupid people getting together gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach. Scratch that, it was just the booze.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hell yes. that man needs to stop begging for people to come vist the bargin bin and hop into his grave. <3

9:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my friend knows bobs grandson... in case you were wondering

7:45 PM  

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