QVC can shove it.

Flipping through my whole 20 channels I get, (thanks Mom and Dad) when it lands on QVC. All I am thinking to myself...Crap. They are trying to peddle mindless, useless things to middle American idiots who try and keep up with "the latest fashions". How many things can you say about a piece of clothing or a 14k chain? Those models must be all deaf, because there is no way they can listen to this verbal diarrhea day in and day out. I hate how they just stand there, trying to keep a straight face when really they just want to blurt out, "Wow, what a piece of crap! Only a mentally retarded person who stole a credit card would purchase this. Another thing, easy payments? Nothing is easy about 3 payments of two-hundred dollars. In the words of Mitch Hedberg, "They should make 2 easy payments, then one really hard one, just to piss some people off." It's easier to just GO TO THE STORE. Maybe these obese shut-ins can melt off a few pounds if they just walked to the store. I had a weird neighbor who taped QVC when she went out...Jesus save us. I wanted to just slap her. If you can talk mindless amounts of crap without ever feeling the need to call the suicide hotline, I suggest you audition as a speaker on QVC. One last thing, they must pay callers to phone the station to ramble on about how this is the miracle product blah blah blah. I wager that 99.995% of the people who call are either mentally unbalanced or live in a trailer park. Try and find a fault there. So if you need some mind numbing talk about a product...Turn it to QVC. Later.